Christian Coalition of America

By Reuben.

For those of you who have had the misfortune of living in a nation where bigoted, racist, backwards, religious imbeciles actually wield political clout, I must express some sympathy. They exist; and there’s many of them. But one of the most powerful ones yet is the Christian Coalition of America which does exactly what it says on the tin: preach a dogma of irrational superstition whilst undermine attempts to establish a rational and fair social and economic policy.

A quick scan through their site reveals some self-parodying nuggets of comedy GOLD. Have a look at this quote:

We support the nomination and confirmation of judges that will uphold and apply the Constitution as it was originally written by our Founding Fathers – not seek to re-write it to their own ideological ends, or make law from the bench.

Isn’t that just awesomely ironic? It is well-established that the Founding Fathers, whilst subscribing to the religious dogma of their times, were avowedly secular when it came to politics. Freedom and liberties are not – in any way, shape or form – synonymous with religion, least of all Christianity. Anyway, let’s have another tentative peak at these true fundamentalists:

It seems to me that, if we’re going to have “tolerance” in this country, then there also has to be “tolerance” for the views of the majority, (as in, the people of over 30 states and counting that have passed amendments to their state constitutions defining marriage as the union of one man and one woman).

Did you hear that? Being tolerant of minority views automatically means majority views are supplanted. Apparently, it’s completely justified that same sex marriage be banned on the whims of the majority’s views. Well…a sizeable portion think there should be some legislation protecting queers from discrimination. But that’s not the point. If we were to justify a policy based solely on its popularity, then we might as well justify it on the basis of whether or not I like Blueberry flavored ice-cream or not; it’s not relevant to the policy in question. But that doesn’t stop America’s finest minds from airing out the sock drawer:

The problem is that once you permit the gay people to marry, you are showing our children that it is perfectly ok to be gay, and some children that would otherwise straighten out will end up being gay.

That was from a CBS Poll and forum, not a Christian group. I suppose that would tend to fit in with the results of the Prop. 8 legislation which saw queers stripped of their rights and their dignity and shunned by a state whose population is more than twice the size of Australia’s: California. And they’re supposedly a ‘secular’ state’.

The Christian Coalition of America's website is about as sophisticated as the local work-experience kid would have allowed it...

The Christian Coalition of America's website is about as sophisticated as the local work-experience kid would have allowed it...

So, to end off, I should ask you: Are these idiots fundamentalists? Should the term ‘fundamentalism’ apply only to a minority view? It’s important to realise that most Americans actually think the removal of such liberties is rational and fair policy.

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6 Responses to Christian Coalition of America

  1. michelle says:

    It frustrates me that they continue to throw around the belief that people choose to be gay. That’s like saying you choose to be a Jew in Nazi Germany.

    Homosexuality is natural. Gays are not going to try and shag everyone they see, nor is there a conspiracy to “turn” people gay. You either are or you aren’t. And the so-called success of the “ex-gay” movement is based purely on people denying their nature and in most cases staying celibate rather than sleeping with the opposite sex to prove how straight they are.

    On the subject of the Constitution – correct me if I’m wrong – but there is no flat out mention of God in the document, nor is there any in the first amendment. Hell, even the Pledge of Allegiance didn’t contain the word until the 50’s. It’s addition can be traced back to the Catholic Church (the Knights of Columbus to be exact), even if they weren’t the ones who were ultimately successful in it’s inclusion.

    BTW, the guy who wrote the PoA? A socialist. Take that, you right-wing fundamentalist nut-jobs.

    /rant.

  2. Brian says:

    “The problem is that once you permit the gay people to marry, you are showing our children that it is perfectly ok to be gay, and some children that would otherwise straighten out will end up being gay.”

    As far as I can see, the problem is that once you permit christians to marry, you are showing children that it is perfectly ok to be bigotted, right-wing fascists, and some children that would otherwise become rational and tolerant will end up being twats.

  3. Reuben says:

    I would be careful not to generalise, Brian. Not all Christians are like that; hopefully not, anyway.

  4. “We support the nomination and confirmation of judges that will uphold and apply the Constitution as it was originally written by our Founding Fathers…”

    Slavery for Jesus!

    Brian-you might consider googling “christian left” or “liberal christianity” for some MLK style faith.

    Michelle-proven. http://pacifistgrodssoldier.blogspot.com/2009/02/this-debate-ends-now.html

  5. Brian says:

    Er…seems my parody went a bit over a few heads there. Or possibly under.

  6. Reuben says:

    Tom, Brian is a master of politically-incorrect satire, parody and all other forms of comedy. You can tell he’s being serious when you see pigs flying.

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